my mom says hey
Needless to say, I was very happy when my friend’s cat decided to sit on a glass table.
ITS LIL PAWS HAVE FACES ON THEM
[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]
hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
To the bouncer who accepted my fake ID after seeing my face plastered all over the Grammys: you are a true hero. Thanks for a great afterparty.